Jurassic World Dominion: Oof

Melvin deliberately told Daniel not to see Jurassic World Dominion. Daniel saw it anyway.

Topics:

• (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 27-minutes of talking about the disastrous choice for the Snyder-verse to initially invest in Ezra Miller, Amber Heard, and Jared Leto for its future. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
• Talking about how inconvenient Jurassic World Dominion was to our lives.
• The entire theater was noticeably restless during both of our theater experiences.
• Trying to comprehend various scenes and plot-points.
• Spoiler: Daniel never saw Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Melvin tries to explain it.
• How is Jurassic World Dominion not about the insane, massive ecological disaster that would be caused by even the introduction of one Dinosaur?
• Routinely, the editing caused Melvin and his wife Kathryn to get seriously confused.
• Daniel, “”Why is any of this in a Jurassic Park movie?” is this is the question you keep asking yourself.”
• Is it morally okay to mock people? Not really. But is it okay to mock media? Let’s take a small trip down memory lane…
• The importance of the Director as a working concept, and how much power is behind the Directing chair.

Recommendations:

• The Christian Faith: A Systematic Theology for the Pilgrim’s Way by Michael Horton
• Telefone by Noname (Album)
• WTF with Marc Maron Podcast (Ray Liotta // Phil Tippett)

Jurassic World Dominion is Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of action, some violence and language. It features Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, DeWanda Wise, Mamoudou Athie, Isabella Sermon, Campbell Scott, and BD Wong. Directed by Colin Trevorrow. Jurassic World Dominion is currently available for rent.

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Melvin Benson is the Founder, Editor-In-Chief, and Lead Host of Cinematic Doctrine. Whether it’s a movie, show, game, comic, or novel, it doesn’t matter. As long as it’s rich, he’s ready and willing to give it a try! His hope is to see King Jesus glorified as far as the east is from the west!

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