Shirleon joins Melvin to summarize another DCOM: Smart House! This one is routinely mentioned whenever peeps bring up the world of Disney Channel Original Movies, and the two run a play-by-play of all its worthwhile moments (or, lack thereof) to decide if it’s a “Party Pleaser” or “Party Pooper”!
Topics:
- (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 25-minutes discussing the Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 teaser trailer, discussing mascot-horror, and so much more! (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
- The two consider to themselves, “So… are we having fun yet?”. The answer: not really.
- The tech in Smart House is weird, not least of which is the “floor absorbers” which feels like something out of the backrooms.
- Melvin, “There is not a lot of movie to the movie.”
- Talking about a scene they liked… because there weren’t that many.
- The only things that seem worthwhile are the gadgets (barely) and the drama scenes (of which there are only two).
Recommendations:
- Delicious in Dungeon (2024) (Anime)
- Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) (Movie)
Smart House is Rated TV-G. It features Katey Sagal, Ryan Merriman, Katie Volding, Kevin Kilner, and Jessica Steen. Directed by LeVar Burton. Smart House is available here.
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